no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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