do herpes really smell.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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