haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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