you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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