You're so nebulous sometimes
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
Randomize
