You just made me feel so damn special
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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