i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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