Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
When are your genitals available?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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