People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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