so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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