Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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