Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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