I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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