Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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