So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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