She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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