My friends, they love my intelligence
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
The Olympian is in my bed
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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