My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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