In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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