Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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