I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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