you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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