He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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