Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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