Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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