i think my tv is drunk
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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