apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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