She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I'm having to shit out rocks
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