I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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