that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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