I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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