i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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