Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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