i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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