everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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