i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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