you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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