redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Randomize