is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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