We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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