after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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