An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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