KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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