Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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