grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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