Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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