So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Randomize
