dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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