I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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