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NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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