is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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