so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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